Make Someone Nosebleed!

Do you want to see your friends or foes nosebleed?

Yeah?!?

Okay, I'm going to share with you some terms I've learned from my Medical Surgical Nursing class that will definitely make your fellow nosebleed!

• Rhinurrhea - common colds

Situation: Your slothful to go to school.
What to say: "Ma, I don't want to go to school. I feel sick. I have Rhinurrhea."

*For sure your mother will worry a lot and won't let you to come to class without knowing that it is just a common colds. Hahahaha.

• Aphonia - lost of voice

Situation: Your teacher wants you to sing in front of the class but you're too shy.
What to say: "Ma'am, I'm sorry but my doctor said I have to rest my voice. I'm suffering of Aphonia."

*Wahahahaha! Your teacher might send you to clinic to rest instead!

• Gigantomastia - large breast.

Situation: You saw a girl with a big bust and you just can't help to tell your buds.
What to say: "Look pare! That girl is so sexy! I love her Gigantomastia!"

*Wahahahahahaha! Instead of slapping you on the face, she'll might get impressed if she hears that! Lolz.

• Micromastia - small breast.

Situation: A lady is flirting you but you hate her for having a flat chest.
What to say: "I'm sorry! You don't match my criteria. I don't like ladies who have Micromastia!"

*Bwahahaha! She might not fall asleep for the whole night thinking what was that means!

• Gynecomastia - a man with breast.

Situation: A fat man with large unwanted breast is bullying you to death.
What to say? "Hey fat guy! Please, before going out of your house, try to wear bra! Aren't you ashamed of your Gynecomastia?"

*He will surely shut his mouth off and just walk away.

• Halitosis - Bad breath

Situation: You're very pissed off of your girlfriend's foul breath.
What to say: "Please try to brush your teeth. Can't take to smell your Halitosis!"

*Hahaha. No hard feelings!

• Dementia - loss of memory

Situation: Your teacher called your name for your graded recitation but you forgot the answer.
What to say: "Ma'am, I'm sorry! I can't answer it! I suffer from Dementia!"

*Wahahahaha! Bleed Ma'am bleed!


Now you know! Go on! Use that to make someone suffer from EPISTAXIS!

Huh? Epistaxis? What's that? Hahahaha! It's nosebleed!