Make Someone Nosebleed Again!

Did you enjoyed the article I posted last January entitled "Make someone nosebleed"? Did you learned something from it? Or have you made someone nosebleed by using those terms? Well, if you answered YES, then here are some more medical terms that you can use to make someone nosebleed again!

• Cutis Anserina or Piloerection - goose bumps

Situation: It's Halloween! You and your friends are talking about ghost and you feel goose bumps because of terror.
What to say: "Nyay! I'm scared! I feel Cutis Anserina all over my body."

• Diplopia - impairment of the vision which results in a single object appearing as double objects

Situation: You're drunk and the objects around you appears to be double because of so much alcohol intake.
What to say: "Pare! I feel very drunk! I have Diplopia already!"

• Strabismus or Tropia - crossed-eyes

Situation: You have an annoying "feeling pogi" neighbor who never remove his shades and you want to exasperate him.
What to say: "Dude! What are you hiding behind those shades and you don't want to remove them? Do you have Strabismus? Hahahahaha!

• Flatulence - fart / farting

Situation: You're in the elevator and you feel ashamed because you just farted very loud. Now everybody is looking at you.
What to say: "What are you looking at? Is it your first time to hear a "Flatulence?"

• Stertor - snoring

Situation: You're very annoyed of your new husband's loud snore.
What to say: "Honey! Please?!? I cannot sleep! Your Stertor is very loud!"

• Sternutation - sneezing

Situation: You are in your ongoing class and the ambiance is very quiet but you suddenly sneezed very loud that destructed the whole class.
What to say: "Oops! Sorry about that Sternutation."

• Eructation - burp / burping / belch

Situation: You are in a five star restaurant and you burped so loud.
What to say: "Oops! Excuse me for that loud Eructation."

• Bromhidrosis, Osmidrosis or Ozochrotia - body odor

Situation: You texted your boyfriend that you want to break up with him. The reason is, you're turned off because he has so much body odor and you just can't take it anymore. Then he asked you why you want to split up.
What to say: "I just can't take your Osmidrosis anymore so just leave me alone."

• Tinea Pedis - athlete's foot

Situation: You need to remove your shoes in your P.E. class but you're ashamed that your classmates might smell your athletes foot.
What to say: "Sorry but I don't want to remove my shoes. I have a Tinea Pedis."

Hahahaha! Isn't that cool?!? So come on! Show off your friends! Use these terms to make someone nose bleed all over again! Enjoy!