Make Someone Nosebleed Again!

Did you enjoyed the article I posted last January entitled "Make someone nosebleed"? Did you learned something from it? Or have you made someone nosebleed by using those terms? Well, if you answered YES, then here are some more medical terms that you can use to make someone nosebleed again!

• Cutis Anserina or Piloerection - goose bumps

Situation: It's Halloween! You and your friends are talking about ghost and you feel goose bumps because of terror.
What to say: "Nyay! I'm scared! I feel Cutis Anserina all over my body."

• Diplopia - impairment of the vision which results in a single object appearing as double objects

Situation: You're drunk and the objects around you appears to be double because of so much alcohol intake.
What to say: "Pare! I feel very drunk! I have Diplopia already!"

• Strabismus or Tropia - crossed-eyes

Situation: You have an annoying "feeling pogi" neighbor who never remove his shades and you want to exasperate him.
What to say: "Dude! What are you hiding behind those shades and you don't want to remove them? Do you have Strabismus? Hahahahaha!

• Flatulence - fart / farting

Situation: You're in the elevator and you feel ashamed because you just farted very loud. Now everybody is looking at you.
What to say: "What are you looking at? Is it your first time to hear a "Flatulence?"

• Stertor - snoring

Situation: You're very annoyed of your new husband's loud snore.
What to say: "Honey! Please?!? I cannot sleep! Your Stertor is very loud!"

• Sternutation - sneezing

Situation: You are in your ongoing class and the ambiance is very quiet but you suddenly sneezed very loud that destructed the whole class.
What to say: "Oops! Sorry about that Sternutation."

• Eructation - burp / burping / belch

Situation: You are in a five star restaurant and you burped so loud.
What to say: "Oops! Excuse me for that loud Eructation."

• Bromhidrosis, Osmidrosis or Ozochrotia - body odor

Situation: You texted your boyfriend that you want to break up with him. The reason is, you're turned off because he has so much body odor and you just can't take it anymore. Then he asked you why you want to split up.
What to say: "I just can't take your Osmidrosis anymore so just leave me alone."

• Tinea Pedis - athlete's foot

Situation: You need to remove your shoes in your P.E. class but you're ashamed that your classmates might smell your athletes foot.
What to say: "Sorry but I don't want to remove my shoes. I have a Tinea Pedis."

Hahahaha! Isn't that cool?!? So come on! Show off your friends! Use these terms to make someone nose bleed all over again! Enjoy!

Titanic 2 : Return of Jack Dawson

While browsing some videos in Youtube yesterday, one title has really caught my attention...

Titanic II: Return of Jack Dawson


Whoa!?

I am one of those silly girls who has gone crazy and has been addicted to the story and the cast of Titanic! And believe it or not, I have watched it for almost a hundred times. I swear! So when I saw it, I was really shocked and excited as well.

Out of my curiosity, i clicked and watched the video. And I was so amazed on how the story goes. According to the trailer, after almost a hundred years since Titanic sank and Jack died, the researchers have found the body of Jack Dawson under the ocean and he was covered with ice. And because of the high technology, they made him alive again! Wow! A fictional Titanic this time? Hmmm..

But sad to say, I found out that it was only made by an avid fan of Titanic and It's not really coming out of theaters. Haayyss. So sad. But still, I am really impressed of the video and to the person who made it because it seems to be really true! And if that would pursue, it would be a very big hit for sure! Right? Tsktsk.

Here's The Video I am Talking About:

Happy Cardiac's Day!

Happy Cardiac's Day!

or should i say,

Happy Hypothalamus Day!

Here's a trivia!

Don't you know that it's our Hypothalamus fault whenever you feel you're in love? Because Hypothalamus, a portion of the brain, is the one which is responsible in organizing and controlling many complex emotions, feelings and moods, as well as all motivational states including hunger, appetite and food intake, and everything to do with the concept of pleasure including satisfaction, comfort and creative activities and even our heart rate and sleep cycles. So when you're in love or got hurt, a lot of body mechanisms are affected. You can't eat and sleep, you may feel mixed emotions, your heart beats faster or slower. So it's not our heart's fault but it's our brain's! That's why when you love someone, better say "I love you from the bottom of my hypothalamus!" than "I love you from the bottom of my heart." And this is the reason why I believe in the saying --If you love, you must use your mind over heart.

How To Be a Drummer?

Percussion is one of the most popular instruments in the world. Playing with it can be very fun, cool and impressive. Like any other instruments, the drums are hard to learn. It is not as easy as it seems, as there is more to the drums than just hitting something with a stick. If you’re just starting out and have never played before, learning to play drums is very frustrating. That's why, most newbies begin to play and then soon quit. It's true that some people could easily cope up with the drumming skills faster than the others but it is definitely no reason to quit! If you get disappointed or discouraged because you can't play them very well, don't give up! With time, practice, and experience you'll get better. Then you can show off to your friends.

Here are some tips what you need to do to become a good drummer as you wanted to be!

• Be Patient

If you're an impatient kind of person, then drumming is not for you because learning to play drums needs perseverance. It takes time to develop drum skills. Since it’s a combination of
coordination and timing, it will not come natural to you. That’s why you must develop it. Yes it is frustrating but try to keep your cool. It will come with more practice.

• Can't afford to buy a drum set? That's not a problem!

If you can't afford to buy a drum set, it doesn't mean you don't have the rights to learn to play drums! You only need is your hands and your imagination. Listen to your favorite song and then try to go along with it's drumbeat. Imagine your left hand is for the snare, your right hand is for the cymbals, and your right foot is for the bass. Of course you need to be familiar with what it's sound so you know when to use which hands. In this way, you will be practicing your hands and feet coordination. Then when your hands and feet had been familiar with it, try to rent a one hour drum practice in band studios near you so you can apply it for real.

• Practice, practice and practice

It isn’t realistic to expect perfection overnight. That's why you need to practice, practice and practice. Devote some time to practicing a simple beat. It may seem boring, but you have to stick to it. Play the same simple beat for several hours straight until you get the hang of it. And then eventually, you will find yourself improving and that will keeping you inspired!

• Watch Videos

Surely, you will learn a lot from watching videos in Youtube or in other tutorial site and it's for free! I suggest to watch videos of Mike Jhonston and Thomas Lang because they are really are the finest drummer in our times and not just a drummer but absolutely a good drum teacher. If you want to learn a song, then there are some good people who post their drum covers in Youtube and you can obtain some techniques from them.

• Do Not Compare Yourself

For some reasons, drummers will always compare their own weaknesses with another drummer’s strengths. There is really no way to feel good about yourself if you do that. Your style of drumming is your own, and you must develop it the best you can. You don’t need to drum like anyone else. Be your own best friend and realize you have something special the world needs to hear.

• Keep Your Passion Stirred Up!

Just as what I always say, never never give up! Don't let anything or anybody drag you down. If you dream to become "the best drummer", then it will surely become a reality only if you will dedicate yourself on it and never loose hope.

There you have it! Better start practicing now. Who knows you'll be the next rockstar who will pump up the music scene tomorrow! So play your heart out!

Ria Bautista - My Admired Drummer!

Ria Bautista is the vocalist/drummer of a local band called Paramita. I really admire her because of her powerful voice and solid song writing. She is just one of the few talented girls out there who could play drums and sing at the same time. Since I am a frustrated vocalist and a not-so-good drummer, she is a success of my frustrations. She got all the talents I wanted to have - a good singing voice and a fine drumming abilities. When I first saw her performed, I was very astounded of her style. She looks very pretty behind the drumset. So impressing! She became my inspiration in playing drums and I really want to be like her. She is my all-time-favorite drummer and I will never be weary of watching her shows! Kudos Ria! I'll be rockin' and bangin' with you!

This is my treasured photo with my idol!

Nosebleed Week is Coming!

It's our Midterm Exam next week! Another thing that causes me to nosebleed again! Damn!