Do you want to see your friends or foes nosebleed?

Yeah?!?

Okay, I'm going to share with you some terms I've learned from my Medical Surgical Nursing class that will definitely make your fellow nosebleed!

  • Rhinurrhea - common colds

Situation: Your slothful to go to school.
What to say: "Ma, I don't want to go to school. I feel sick. I have Rhinurrhea."

*For sure your mother will worry a lot and won't let you to come to class without knowing that it is just a common colds. Hahahaha.

  • Aphonia - lost of voice

Situation: Your teacher wants you to sing in front of the class but you're too shy.
What to say: "Ma'am, I'm sorry but my doctor said I have to rest my voice. I'm suffering of Aphonia."

*Wahahahaha! Your teacher might send you to clinic to rest instead!

  • Gigantomastia - large breast.

Situation: You saw a girl with a big bust and you just can't help to tell your buds.
What to say: "Look pare! That girl is so sexy! I love her Gigantomastia!"

*Wahahahahahaha! Instead of slapping you on the face, she'll might get impressed if she hears that! Lolz.

  • Micromastia - small breast.

Situation: A lady is flirting you but you hate her for having a flat chest.
What to say: "I'm sorry! You don't match my criteria. I don't like ladies who have Micromastia!"

*Bwahahaha! She might not fall asleep for the whole night thinking what was that means!

  • Gynecomastia - a man with breast.

Situation: A fat man with large unwanted breast is bullying you to death.
What to say? "Hey fat guy! Please, before going out of your house, try to wear bra! Aren't you ashamed of your Gynecomastia?"

*He will surely shut his mouth off and just walk away.

  • Halitosis - Bad breath

Situation: You're very pissed off of your girlfriend's foul breath.
What to say: "Please try to brush your teeth. Can't take to smell your Halitosis!"

*Hahaha. No hard feelings!

  • Dementia - loss of memory
Situation: Your teacher called your name for your graded recitation but you forgot the answer.
What to say: "Ma'am, I'm sorry! I can't answer it! I suffer from Dementia!"

*Wahahahaha! Bleed Ma'am bleed!


Now you know! Go on! Use that to make someone suffer from EPISTAXIS!

Huh? Epistaxis? What's that? Hahahaha! It's nosebleed!

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What is Epistaxis? Epistaxis is defined as acute hemorrhage from the nostril, nasal cavity, or nasopharynx. In Layman's term, it is simply called nosebleed. Hahahahaha. And why did I used this term to entitle my Blog?!? Simply because whenever I write a new post, I am suffering of Epistaxis! Wahahahaha! Nosebleed sa pag-i-English! Watdapak!






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"127 Messages Received".
That's what I saw when I grasped and looked at my phone after it's long period of idleness. I'm actually sluggish of reading text messages so I seldom use and see my phone that's why my unread texts laid up that much. I pressed the read button to find out what's in it. Exactly to what I have in mind, it's another bulk of poppycock messages that's invading my Inbox again! Watdapak! I'm really really fed up of those crap texts I receive in everyday of my life.

Like one text says:
"Group Message: Unlimited nako! Tara text. Sa Mahal ko, kain ka na hah. Mahal na mahal kita at di kita iiwan kahit kailan!"

What the hek!!! Do you really need to send that to thousands of people in your fakin fongbuk! Duh! We don't really give a damn to what you want to tell with your madafakin sweetheart. Okay?
Another text says:
"+EmoGoth Speaks! Fix Me I'm Broken!
+Now Playing: The Black Parade..
+A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black and take it back
Let's shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end we hear the call
To carry on"


Okay fine! You're an Emo, You're a Rockstar , You're a fan of My Chemical Romance and we don't really care.

Another Text:
"Hello Guys! Good Morning! Have a Nice Day! Don't escape you meal!" -sent 5 times everyday!
Hahahahaha! I promise not to escape my meal! Unless you put poison on it. Lolz.

Well, I must admit, I was a Text-Addict once upon a time but gone are those days! And Yes! I still send group messages just to use my unlimited registration but that is very rare. To read or reply for those nonsense messages? It's just a waste of time and effort. :(

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If you ask a nursing student why he/she took up BS Nursing, the most common answer is: “Yun kasi ang gusto ng parents ko kasi indemand daw saka malaki ang sweldo sa abroad”. Because of this kind of mentality, the population of nurses and nursing students in the Philippines had become over abundant. Thus, the newly graduates are finding it hard to seek for jobs. The competitions among nursing applicants are very stiff. As what I’ve heard from my professor, even in applying for volunteers are very difficult making it hard to obtain the experience they need. That’s why, some nurses prefer to apply in different occupations other than a nurse.

I am an upcoming 4th year nursing student and these are the problems I am worrying about. Not only me, but everyone in my batch. Though we are aware of this reality, we don’t know what to do. We are now in the midst of it and it’s hard to come back. How about us? What future do awaits us? We should now find solutions to this mounting problem as soon as possible because we don’t want to be a jobless RN to join the rank of unemployed.

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In our culture, we are accustomed to the traditions that the men are the ones who are responsible to do the the first move. And we, the ladies, are the ones who need to wait (wait and wait until we die) for the guy to court us. Isn’t’ it this is so unfair? Well, it’s 2009! We’re now in touch generation! Perhaps this is the time to set aside those “Maria-Clara-Like” beliefs. Consider this situation: You like a guy and you know he feels the same way. But he’s just so “torpe” to tell you or he’s so doubtful if you’re his “Ms. Right” and you’re so impatient to wait for him to do the move? Well that’s a big problem. Here are some tips how to court a guy with my own style. *wink*

  • Don’t be so obvious that you’re courting. Remember you are still a girl and needs to save the reputation. Be inconspicuous in your words and actions.
  • Impress him. Show him your best shot. Be friends with him and let him see for a great person you are.
  • Try to do things together. Like play online games together, study or do your projects together, or do some of the things he likes to do like playing basketball, biking etc. You know, guys are impressed if a girl can do what guys do. It can add to your “ganda points”.
  • Let him know you care. Text or call him once in a while. But never stalk him. Call him when you know he will least expect it just to let him know you were thinking about him.
  • Be funny and approachable. Let him feel he can be himself and talk to you about anything. Show your humorous side. Remember, guys love people who they can laugh and have fun with.
  • Be yourself. Don’t pretend you’re someone else. Let him appreciate you with whom you really are.
  • And finally, if you see that you are comfortable with each other and still he is so silent about “You and Me”, do the move! Tell him all about your feelings towards him. Don’t be afraid if he’ll reject you. Well, if he does. Who cares! At least you tried. But if he says yes! Congratulations! Let’s Drink! (Laugh out Loud).

Well, I hope this will also work for you to catch your Mr. Right because this are the tactics i did to make HIM, MINE!!!

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A complete and happy family is what i always wish for. I was raised by my mother alone, I grew up without a father by my side, and my siblings aren’t with me. We live in different places with different people, far away from each other. My dad has his own family (now he has 3 kids) and my mother has a boyfriend (atlast after 15 years) and me, though I’m still with my mom and I have a boyfriend, I feel left alone. Maybe that’s how life goes when your parents have to separate. The children has always to suffer.

When I was a child, whenever I see my parents quarel, it breaks my heart. There are times that i feel it was all my fault. But good thing, my mother never kept a secret with me. She tells me everything and let me understand all those circumstances in my family.

It’s hard to live with a disfunctional family. It’s sad. It’s lonely. But despite of that, I’m still happy because even if I only have less time to spend with them, I know how much they love me and how much they care for me.Thank God I have them in my life though they’re far from me.

If God will ask me what do I want before I die, i would definitely tell him that I want to see my whole family happy together. And I know He will never fails me. I can’t wait for the time that He’ll answer those prayers and I hope it will happen very soon. I Love You!


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My Tita Bheng gave me an award and I am so glad to have it!

How sweet
How Toughtful
How Goldilocks!
Hahaha!

Thank you tita!

CHARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

“May there always be work for your hands to do, may your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine on your windowpane, may a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.”

And I'm passing it on to the owners of the blog title list below!

Betamax
Better Than Reggae, Pot and Beer together
Blog ni Den
Crazy Concoctions
Cut The Crap
Free Angie in My Own World
Have a Break, Have a Duberkat
Mga Alaala sa Alapaap
Mitral Valve Limerent Prolapse
My Acoustic Room
My Confessions
Naks Naman
Nosebleed
Purple Worm
Simple Things Can't Be Ignored
The Reborn Moron
Think Of Me
Vanvan
Young at Heart
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